The Orgasm Shop
And women are
I’m tired of hearing that men need Google maps to find the clitoris. It makes sense to have this view of wome. Think about it, the sex industry makes billions of dollars because of this myth But having an orgasm is not 🚀 science.
Once you found the clitoris, any type of stimulation will work. A finger, a 👅, a laddle, even a smooth rock, IF you have enough time and patience. If you’re busy, use the shower, or a vibrator. Once you found your sweet spot and have a couple of orgasms, you can teach your 🧠 to climax and you’ll be able to orgams faster than any 👨.
Trust me, I almost feel guilty for orgasming so easily. Almost…
why use a toothbrush down there?
I know what you’re thinking!
There are a gazillion types of vibrators on this 🌎, so why exaclty should I masturbate with my toothbrush?
That’s because the electric toothbrush has a powerful engine ⚙️ that moves from side to side 👋, like waving for a cab 🚕.
This movement is patented, in vibrators, not cab stoppings. I’ll tell you about it later. But first, let’s look at science:
Not all vibrators are created equally
This is true! New York University knows this.
Look at the fancy chart!
With a normal vibrator, you are only 31% likely to get a hallelujah-high intensity orgasm. With an oscillating vibrator, your chances of experiencing 🤩🎆 🤯, skyrocket to 63% ↗️.
And you’re 78% likely to get it in under 60 seconds ⏱.
Ok, maybe some regrets…
China, Thailand, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia and pretty much all European countries, all have something in common: they chuckle when they see an electric toothrbush. We have “smuggled” the Viberry to Saudi Arabia and sent it to chill in Barbados. Some berries even reached South Africa. And a big chunk ended up in California, Canada and Berlin.
12 OUT OF 10 ASTRONAUTS RECOMMEND THE VIEBRRY. WHY?
- it’s practical & powerful: use it over your underwear 🩲
- it’s easy to hide: no one knows what it is, not even aliens 👽❓
- it makes you orgasm in seconds ⏱: astronauts are busy people